Wow can I say hi then? I’d love to get fu— I mean, uh, I’d love to meet this awesome sounding guy

WOW BIG BALLS!!! 🤩 im gonna SMACK em!!
(IM SORRY WHEN I SEE A VOLLEYBALL I GET THE URGE TO SERVE IT-)

Ah it’s nothing 😊
So..wait…….arent YOU moxie the historian?

Well uh…they’re round and uh…nvm, I prefer volleyballs because you can play volleyball with them

I mean I can if you want- *COUGH WHEEZE*
Sorry I have a really bad cough there! Anyway as I was saying uh… Wow, am I hearing things or did you just say “lord and fucker”?

Whatever you say, ill like beer AND your balls then 🤤

Well *i* need to get in ur pants…
Oh, wait, I was just trying to get u to answer my question, nvm *leans back and puts hands on my hips casually*

Okay! *chugs it* …waaaait….I DONT EVEN LIKE BEER!

BRO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IVE KNOWN U FOR SO LONG?? DAAMN THIS IS OLD

*pins you against the door like in a wattpad story with a chiseled jaw all of a sudden* Where do you think you’re going…

*walks towards you slowly* Answer the question…..

If you don’t exist then let me never stop being delusional :3<3
Wait rlly? What if we’re both not real…/j we’re both so real🔥

*takes it* Wait, u don’t live nearby do u…😰/j

The science of ART✨

Ohh ok >:3

AH NO LOL
I just get this weird thing where if I REALLY care about someone (it happens often with my cats for example) I sometimes feel detached from them or like they’re not real or like I don’t know them- I hate when it happens cuz I know ur real and I know im friends with u :(

That’s actually really wise..,😲 im interested in this religion!

Sigh do you ever just, care about someone so much that u start derealizing about them-

It’s obviously a billion because you’re huge/jkjk
KEEP DOING UR ASSIGNMENTS BOI I DONT WANNA KEEP U FROM DOING SCHOOL

NOOO ok are there at least cute ppl there, can I come/j