Is his phone head functional i need to call my mom

What
This cannot be 3 days old istg i made this today what even is time does time exist what all of the days are melded together wooooo woohoo

Hi I lost the email associated with this account so I have moved here woaow

I just now got a (tiny) bit of PEPPERMINT OIL (potent shit) in my eye and I SWEAR TO GOD it hurt LESS than getting Castile soap in my eye
I mean I got a lot of soap in my eye and not much oil so amounts could have been a factor but peppermint oil is powerful shit even in small amounts so I doubt it was that big of a factor.

GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GORGEOUS

It was only a matter of time…

Btw sorry for my horridly vile humour lmao

OH GOD IT’S HAPPENED

Omfg scrumblewumble

SOAP IN THE EYE HURTS SO MUCH OW I HAD IT HAPPEN TO ME WITH CASTILE SOAP and I fucjigk died

I will never soyp and I cannot be soypped

I asked someone and they confirmed for me that it indeed does

Omfg I would be honoured to, it is a treasured pastime of mine

Lmao thank you

Thank you kind individual, even though this is satire I am happy to know my work has received appreciation <3

Smokin fries like doobies

Thank you so much it is all I aspire to be

Fantastic

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Oh damn that’s good