yeah
and both beacuse 1. i regret simping for the most random ppl ever and 2. still would smash him

*gasp* FISH HORSE!!!!!

its selfcest

also wrong race

good edgy boy! edgy boy! whos my edgy boy? whos my edgy boy?

*gives 13000 dolers*

cake morb

pinky looks pretty badass and fanartworthy

A reply

JEREMY IS ONLY 5 YEARS OLD YOU MONSTER

tell it i won't judge

why you hate mimikyu

mimikyu

the context im trying to make here is that i lived in a box under the stairs that lead to the basement of the house half a block from jerry's bait shop i once got fed sauerkraut until i was 26 years old and i won the prize in a contest where you need to guess the amount of molecules on a celebrity's butt i was off by 3 but i still won and got a ticket to albuquerque, on my way to albuquerque three of the airplanes engines burned out, we crashed and everyone died except for me, i crawled to albuquerque and checked into my room at the albuquerque holiday inn, then some guy stole my lucky lucky autographed glow in the dark snorkel and got away with it, then i went to buy some donuts but all i got was weasels, then i got married and broke up with a girl, then i got a job at the sizzler, i put out a greasefire with my face, then i cut off some guy's limbs and bit off some homeless guy's jugular vein

you don't understand

no im miracle machine and im the one who got fed sauerkraut until i got a ticket to albuquerque

it means "what you doing" or something

AUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH

you don't understand

unbased and bluepilled amount m'lady, i ate 500 quadrillion microwaves, btw i jerked off to your reddit avatar