*the flock of hungry purple birds sees a dog...*

Flock of hungry purple birds: FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! GENERAL! WE HAVE FOUND A MORSEL!!!!

IM SENDING IN THE HUNGRY PURPLE BIRDS IF YOU STOP MAKING SHIT UP

Hungry purple birds: FOOD?!?!

yesh touch me heheheje~ >:]

can you join my tribe
its typed like Happy Island!

this is a lie made by you

joe tammer

joe the crested hungry purple bird: BROTHERS, I THINK I SEE FOOD OUT THERE BROTHERS!

flock of hungry purple birds: but general joe, we almost died last time we went on the hunt! We may get pulverized by these things!

joe: if they look tasty then count me in, i really bet they are 99% flesh. They look like chess pawns. These morsels cannot stand our WRATHHHH

rest if the flock: if you do so. We will chip at them right away.

there was no mentions of you putting me in a different timeline

so crabapple def died off

yes its me

yeah

didn't they die

im dropping the hardest lore about a very large flock of purple birds

*you're saying this to take advantage of me and kill me in rp but unfortunately it was the real one go cry without your beloved apple crab*

icecream so good

one of the hungry purple birds (we will call him joe): *devours the crabapple in one bite and flies away at the speed of light then back with the flock*

thanks for the follow

mmm icecream so good

hungry purple birds: that tickles
*attacking in unison*

hungry purple birds: that tickles
*attacks in unison and eats flesh*

hungry purple birds: that tickled