*you suddenly hear the party very close, right behind you*
(Last one for tonight. Also ok)

(you did say you walked in didn't you?)

*It was far, you kept stepping in what you could only assume was chary juice. There was a scuffling moving every close around you*

(not a single service instinct lol)

*The air flowed with both very hot and cool air. Smells full your senses strong and unforgivable. Your shoos click loudly on the tile floor and take a long time ti ecko back. There was a kandle shining in the distance*

*The light shining from under the door slowly fades and the door creeks open to reveal a dark room. The aounds of the party move farther.*
(Got it)

(sure I could definitely turn this in to a horrifying lucid dream.)
*The leaves and branches around you thin out and form in to hard concrete walls. The noise and amells of a raging birthday party get louder. Your head eventually slams in to a hard metal door. The smell of cheep candles, napkins, and cake floods from the other side. There are indistinguishable child and motherly voices whispering behind the door*

(i ment birds my bad. Also sorry. I enjoy a realistic detailed ro that makes the other person feel like there actually there characters)

*you find that you feel completely siphoned of power. You feel very mortal for once. Everything becomes more real and detailed. You could see through the trees. There was a dip covered by bracken which sounded like it hid the general flow of a river. A birthday chirps nearby*

*you are suddenly teleported in to a lush forest. Trees stretch obove you and birds chirp. Dew forms on the glass still remaining on your screen. The air is cool and the sun reflects gently, shadowing everything and making theme more bold*

(ha yes. I am DAD am I not?)

*Ehm... I dint think so. *Teleports theme back nd leaves void myself, leaving you floating up more and more*

(my Kits are my followers. You are my child.)

I have thirsty two kits to care for. And I don't know what reality you associate with. *Tosses cup away*

... Oh... I didn't mean to do this... *Cup of tea floats past me an I grab it and start drinking* you woldent mind staying here a while would you?

Ah i see. My apologies.

Yes. More appropriately mating you could say. You do not understand? Ate you not an adult?

Kits?... Hmm... Well... When two people live one anather very much, they get together and make a small new born creature that slowly grows up with care.

Hmm... I should get back to my kits...

I woldent be hearing a thing?... I do hear things when I sleep though sir.

Ehhh?... I think I'm asleep or something.

... Maybe I do choose to press charges. You have not a single right to do such a thing you vial apes!

Parden him. *I say with a gentle hiss as I look to you* he can be erarinal when under pressure. Reasonable for his state though I must admit. *I look back to the parent's* i do not wish to press charges though.