Midnight: NO. -throws her in the basement and locks the door-

Midnight: -slaps her-

Midnight: If you tpuch my son I am leaving you in the fridge and making you ice cream. AND YOU -turns to Brock- will eat the ice cream

Midnight: Her name is literally Piggi. I’m more of a wolf then you Brock- I can’t help myself!

Die in a fire. No. This isn’t Midnight.

Midnight: Then I’ll eat her! ^^ -picks her up and takes her away-

Midnight: -takes him down from Pages head and puts him in Fell’s closet- This is your habitat

Midnight: -pets him- Good boy!

Midnight: Okay.. Oh wait.. DANGIT! Brock must be starving! I should’ve given the thing to him..

Midnight: Great! -throws it at Fell Jr.- Here Sweetheart!

Midnight: Hmmm.. let’s see.. I am going to hurt both of us. Let’s face it, we all know Page is in love with Pgi, Fell. We’re both hopeless. I think they already have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 children

Midnight: Shush. Picture it.

Midnight: Here’s how— Page hates cats.

Huh.. -passes out-

Midnight: Okay— then just tell Brock that Fell has a lifetime supply of your hair in his closet. Also— Fell- I don’t ship you with Page. So back the fuck off from my finance

MEH! -throws up-

Midnight: I thought Brock was eating your hair ._.

RRRR! -coughs blood on your hands-

I WON’T LET YOU! -starts punching, kicking, an squirming-

-punches neck-