Bun: ….if you say so

DB: *called a person to help him* Liv, I need you to track my location *not realizing he left his earpiece behind in the bank, he takes them out for confrontations and oops*
Liv: on my way Danny~ *had a more higher pitched masculine voice*
DB: wait..goddamnit I don’t have my earpiece, I’m just assuming you’re coming

Bun: …I don’t think I should go in there I don’t think they’ll take too kindly to me having my ears cut off and make me stay

DB: *he was irritated, very irritated but luckily brought his phone and watch this time *

DB: *hit you from behind again but this time actually hit hard*

Bun: *looked at you* are you sure?

Bun: I can lie, but only this once

DB: *of course had to show up later*

Happy birthday 🎂

DB: *probably actually did kill somebody later, a bad guy don’t worry using his talons to inject a deadly poison *

Bun: do you need me to go in there with you?

Bun: what?

DB: *decided to cancel his therapy appointment besides he nearly killed a villain for the first time*

Night))
DB: *probably took hours till he got home going in through the window and curling up in bed*

Bun: *he was mumbling to himself, it was probably a long walk before finally getting to the village hoping no other orcs that were a little attached saw him or else he’d probably never be able to leave again*

DB: *went off to try to find his way home*

Bun: thank you *he started walking *

Bun: alright, now please put me down

DB: *knew better and left*

Bun: I’m still close enough to hear you, I’ll bring you home then I’ll find a nice place to rest forever, how about that?