Danny: mmm..fire, explosives, outer space, poison, pretty normal things.

Danny: hm? Well okay then

Barb: *of course ate your damn sandwich while we just hung out with his cousin*

Barb: *laughed a little* I’ll see you after work buddy, I’m also taking you sandwich for eating mine *he said before leaving *

Danny: …what do you want to do today?

Danny: thank you *he was eating happily because it was his favorite *

Barb: yeah no shit but he ended up running away just fine *trying so hard not to laugh* ma had never been so suspicious because I was trying so hard not to laugh

Danny: but next time give me a warning, please?

Barb: hey! *wiped off his forehead* wellllll, before ma even arrived we were finishing up this guy just decided to lay on the floor and just start having some sort of weird orgasm thing literally spilling all over my damn floor and he was so embarrassed he left me to hide his mess

Danny: it’s okay *took a seat starting to eat one of the croissants he bought *

Barb: *glared at you* that I can’t tell you, you’ll laugh so hard you’ll get a hemorrhoid
But I won’t mind))

Danny: *you could hear him take one out of his bag and he set it on the table, yes he was uncomfortable the other night but he’s not a damn quitter, unless it’s something he absolutely hates doing*

But we’d have to build up to that if we want the to be together))
Barb: dunno he kinda avoids me now

Barb: still divorced and can’t keep a boyfriend

Honestly I can see why they’d be more likely to be a couple))

Barb: *laughed* I brought you food and coffee

Danny: *was back as soon as possible instead of staying out, he kinda needed to go out even for a few minutes* do you like chocolate stuffed croissants?

Danny: *he left going to get a few chocolate filled croissants*

Barb: your worst nightmare *he said smiling *

Barb; *of course brought you some with a coffee*

Danny: I’m go get something for breakfast, okay?