Danny: I am very sorry I could not assist you because I fell asleep

Barb: well I shouldn’t say little, but you’re fucking adorable *he played with your hair while calling you cute*

Barb: why do you have to be such a cute little buttercup huh?

Danny: *he just left you alone *

Night))
Barb: good cause I don’t want you to be extra stressed out at work *gave you a good smooch on the cheek *

Danny: *went and got you some clothes and a towel bringing them over*

Danny: *just moved your chair closer for you*

Barb: of course I will be

Danny: *mumbled something about how he should not have fallen asleep and you very obviously couldn’t be alone in the bathroom for a bath getting up and going to help you*

Barb: big cousin is taking me to a bull ride, a mechanical one at that in a bar out of town

Why did I just imagine him laying on the cold ass tile like that one image of Peter Griffin))
Danny: *slowly sat up and probably just woke to the most confusing image ever*

Barb: yes you are, besides I’ll get a little hurt tomorrow

Danny: *jumped slightly but was in too deep of a sleep to know a naked blind man slipped and ate tile*

Barb: now you’re being dramatic

Danny: *ended up going into a very deep sleep making very soft snoring*

Danny: *helped you to the bathroom before audibly flopping into bed again *

Barb: I’ve never had someone be so gentle before.. I love it

Danny: *laid on the extra bed because most rental apartments have 2 beds and he did get it before telling you the truth *

Barb: you won’t hurt me you gentle giant, and I trust you won’t hurt me

Barb: … feel a little weird?