Samantha: oh sorry sir won’t happen again *got back fully into her seat embarrassed* thank you for the food

Michael: *decided he will reproduce asexually (technical terms) but make sure the other version is just a cat, nothing more nothing less, before the time comes*

Samantha: never!

Michael: *found a comfortable hidy hole to think about what he’s gonna do*

Samantha: I love you I love you I love you!

Michael: *he meowed before playing with a toy trying to distract from the pre guilt*

Samantha: ah come here! *she grabbed your face kissing all over*

Michael: *keeping you company feeling so fucking awful already*

Samantha: *started giggling and shaking around very happy*

Michael: *he got up stretching and yawning before rubbing against your leg purring realizing he’s gonna feel extra awful about this change of plans*

Samantha: of course honey! I also got extra fries in case either of us is still hungry…oooh! We could have the extra fries with ice cream!

Michael: ….I could do that, I’ll probably get that one feeling after but I can *he does have empathy but it’s hard to come by*

Samantha: alright! *when the waiter came by she told him what you wanted and she got herself a bbq pulled pork sandwich, extra bbq*

Michael: and that is?

Samantha: onions and ketchup?

Michael: *slowly squinted his eyes at you* fine

Samantha: what do you wanna eat honey?

Michael: 2 or 3 days, I’ll still check in with you from time to time if you’d like

Samantha: alright alright, we gotta order food or we’ll never eat *she said while giggling*

Michael: I know, I took time off for this anyway cause I know myself, might as well make him have something before he dies, I’m not a monster