Ari: I have a hamster that wasn’t in his cage this morning *he went through before pulling out this black and really fat fuckin hamster*

Arthur: did you say bye? Cause you and your companion will be parting for basically the rest of your afterlife and the rest of his eternity

Ari: mhm *looked back down at his backpack* I think I packed my hamster too

Arthur: yup, just give me a minute *shook himself off before summoning his scythe* fast and as painless as possible?

Ari: *he slowly reached into his backpack and got an umbrella handing it over* I got really baked and stuffed this in there, I actually like the rain but I don’t think you and diva will like getting soaked

Zander: *he purred a little before leaving to his room*

Arthur: *finally came back after likely getting fucked then taking a shower and putting on clean clothes* hey I’m back

Ari: …oh yeah it’s gonna rain today

Zander: *he smiled and kissed your forehead *

Ari: mhm

Zander: *he pat your head writing one more thing, it read “I’m glad I served you well”*

Ari: *looked over probably holding a sleeping toddler*

Ari: *took care of little diva till you finished*

Zander: *handed you it, it read “I’ll miss you, I’m glad you’ll be at peace”*

Zander: *went to grab his pad and pencil writing something*

Ari: *spent a good while to finish before turning it in and taking little diva from you so you could finish*

Ari: *got quiet when tests were passed out*

Zander: *put the block down and smiled to you*

Zander: *playing with a little cube he found *

Ari: thank you

Arthur: I will, I’ll kill you when I get back *he left to see his highly sexual mafia boss midget*