Tag: made from recycled water bottles
Me: yes high quality uwu 👌

Owo

I wanna have a sleepover like a digital sleepover... o^o

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Screenshot this and tell me what you got, 100 follower special!!!

I’m stuck on 99 followers

Can I vent to someone? Please?

Peyton

Me to my (fake) friend: I identify as an orange ùwú
Her: that’s dumb just like you
Me: *goes t...

Our dog jumped out the fucking car window and I’m the one to blame because it was my window! But ...

Me: *singing*
Someone: *walks towards the living room*
Me: *immediately turns off the music*
...

If your gay then your gay don’t pretend that your straight you can be who you are every day of th...

Aladdin: lets not be to hasty~
Some random girl: still I think he’s rather tasty
Me: some sexu...

Me: I am smol o^o

Mom: hey! What do you identify as?
Me: uhhh...uh...*holding and orange* AN ORANGE ÙwÚ
Mom: *whe...

I just noticed I Look like a fricken potato in real life

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