I am happy, because my toxic gf broke up with me and like two weeks later I meet a boy and now we...
Oh no
I don't like the British mostly because I am Irish, American, French, and German, which obviously...
Because I drew it on a blue piece of tape on the gym floor
In 1932 there was an integralist(fascism but with Catholic leanings) political party in Brazil ca...
Lois this is worse than the time I grabbed a small animal and forcefully dislocated it's brainstem
Oh no Lois this is worse than the time I beat up a lactose intolerant midget because I force fed ...