HELP WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY AND CREEPY AT THE SAME TIME

Ik this sounds stupid but when I got to the stubbed toe part I wheezed so hard wtf-

I just violently shitted myself I'm dying help it's red my organs are falling apart my flesh is dissolving I stubbed my toe help

They must have added coolaid powder to your burger.. your insides will dissolve soon my friend I'll miss you

Bro what