The dog or LIza?

Poor thing

MAke HeR SlEeP oUtSIde. LeT hEr bUrnnNnn

My dog hates me, she doesn't wanna lay on me, she hates my guts like geez- she only likes my bed- *sobs*

If I were you, I'd lay on top of my dog. Like the dog lays on you. Your instinct is to not move when your pet is sleeping on you, maybe the dog won't move either c;;;;;;;;;;