(OwO but what if I hit you with the back of the harpoon and hold it from the pointy side I can't stab you ,but anyways it doesn't rlly matter to me)

(Ok I got them but still if you hit me with a harpoon your stabbing me cause you hit someone with a harpoon not stab)

(-w-)

(Fudge I can’t read I need my glasses)

Tom :but I hit you not stabbed you