*Takes out Vodka* everyday we stray further from the nonexistent lord *Opens up Vodka and drinks it*

BEHOLD, I AM THE REAL DEMON- *Steps in water with ice while wearing socks*

Eat my soul. And you'll burn from fire even God can't handle. And you will have it. For eternity.

Croissant: oooooo I'm soooooooo scared.

Croissant: -turns into a 100000000ft demon- GET OFF. OR I WILL EAT UR SOUL.