Hey there stranger. U don’t know who I am-

And I don’t know who you are. Your probably from Cana- NO, I HAVE MISTAKEN, U ARE FROM NARNIA!! woah- same here broooooooo! That’s so narly duuuuude. ....

So like, wanna hang out some time? I can bring my scrunchies and my hydro flask. WaIt? You don’t have a hydro flask? OMG, NOW U HAVE TO COME AND HANG OUT WITH ME SO I CAN GIVE YOU MY SPARE HYDROFLASK!! I know have u scrunchies tho...

No?! Omg, I have like 400, take at least 50 of them.