Stories bc shit’s gone down, not really but some small things’ve happened :)

1) SO. I was reading my syllabus n’ shit for my social studies class, and my SS teacher as we were told just earned his fucking PHD or whatever the shit and I was like “OH FUCK, the weak will suffer and I will fucking thrive,” and all that shit bc I’m rlly competitive and self-confident in academics BUT THEN, oh baby, I read that all overdue assignments are not fcking accepted and will automatically be marked as a 25% (Big fucking L, a failing grade) and I swear I aged 54 years in two seconds. Extra Note: Don’t put the word oral in your syllabus for 7th graders to read. Of course some of us are more mature but they can go shit themselves.

2) When I was walking near my mom bc she was asking me a question or whatever the hell, I wanted to search for ya know, cute aesthetic pictures of banana milk bc I’m like that. I mistyped. I fucking mistyped and spelled fucking ‘Banana Milf’ instead of ‘Banana Milk’ and I’ve never exited a page so fast. Mind you that I was 2 feet away from my mom when fucking old ladies with bananas in their unmentionables came up. Fml

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