Demon me: Yeeeeeeesssssss
Me: noooooo ò^ó
Demon me: yeeeeeeessss! ÙwÚ
Me: *snatches killer cookies from her demon and throws the cookies off a cliff into the ocean* no!
Demon me: aww man... I wanted to kill someone with those!
Me: too bad! You ain’t gonna kill someone with those cookies!

Shadow: I only kill people because I most of the time depressed I have nothing else to do and I think it's going to make me happy by killing my enemies but it just makes me more and more depressed me: you better shut up Shadow or I'm going to send you to the trash can