Girls toy ads be like-

It's always the same shit lmao-
Eye-bleeding pastel dolls in some shitty plastic opening box with random """""""""in trend""""""""" items
And they're like "omg look they're so cute and kawaii go collect them all 😱😍😂💖💙💚❤💜💛💕 *insert random boomer-imitating-teens words*" even though they're like so creepy °~°"
Those ads make me wheese honestly--

And for boys, it's the same except it's sum little shitty plastic monsters and when you squish them they explode and some slime flows out-
And they say "eww aah so disgusting erk, go buy them all!!11!1! and have an even mOre DisGuStiNg StUFfffFf!!!"
I am actually so jealous of boys' toys because they're so much funnier than girls'
I rlly wanted a nerf when i was little ;~;