happy halloween :o)

random character i made up last night on wbf
i am in love with bitsy
(isty/bitsy/spiderself pronouns 😼😼)

Happy Halloween everyone, i hope you don't die (i am already tracking your location) though sadly the poo poo paper virus removed any chance of us meeting any scary clowns or mass serial killers on the daily tonight, we can still have hope that they lockpick our houses for a night of running for our lives! make sure to stick cyanide into any candy you happen to give to kids if you dont have that prepared this year since its 2020 thats okay! just stick something sharp into them like the leftover razors and syringes from our last family torture session, the blood and STDs should still be on them. if you happen to be driving a vehicle, make sure to hit the old people (they are 13069 points for every kill) dont forget to be competitive about it! dont worry about your yearly-summoning for Cthulhu as we at the KATB (Kill All The Babies) Corporation have already as for a secret gift for the holidays have sacrificed a whole town for a visit of a certain Lovecraftian God! stay murderous, spooky, maybe high or drunk but remember: its not a crime if you arent caught!!!! Happy Halloween!

*Disclaimer: The KATB corporation is not responsible for the police finding bodies and you serving jail time. please actually stay safe (even when you are killing kiddos), watch all the horror movies and have fun tonight!!!

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