So I used to be pretty idiotic when I was younger (story time I guess)

I was always hurt, got 3 concussions from my stupidity, and got myself hurt in stupid ways, I once tried to fly, learned I can’t fly, almost killed my siblings more than once, I learned it isn’t worth it, do not play rodeo with the older kids or you’ll break your fuckin nose, pools are fun until you realize you can’t swim, do not drink coffee for the love of god, and a lot more, I was very stupid and would yank out my damn teeth, now I’m a somewhat normal person

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Robber: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE'S HERE
Me: wanna play minecraft?

3 years ago   Reply

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[]TYRD[]

I would just be like: may I join in

3 years ago   Reply

  []TYRD[]

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My self defense will just be me in only underwear covered in a red liquid while blasting the My Little Pony them song whilst holding nothing but a fork

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I know self defense
Simple: BAT AND KATANA FROM MINE AND MY BROTHERS ROOM
AND the power of God and anime

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  []TYRD[]

I fight people for fun sometimes and other times it’s to get them to leave me alone

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