So I used to be pretty idiotic when I was younger (story time I guess)
I know self defense Simple: BAT AND KATANA FROM MINE AND MY BROTHERS ROOM AND the power of God and anime
.‘༻✧𝒱𝒜𝐿✧༺’.
My self defense will just be me in only underwear covered in a red liquid while blasting the My Little Pony them song whilst holding nothing but a fork