Kneel.

Kneel before your savior.
Your champion.
Your life.
Kneel before thy man as if he were your favourite brand of chapstick
Kneel before thy creature as though he were your stash of orphan meat that you keep on hand in case you can't find any stray orphans when you crave your daily snack of such
Kneel before him...before Harriott...
For he has come to bless us by turning us into grapes for the small price of our kidneys and kneecaps...
You even get to choose what colour of grape you can be...because he is a very generous man...
Do not waste his time...because even though he looks like an ostrich...he is much...much more..

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