Ok.

depression; i dont really have it

anxiety: i constantly feel like someone is watching me, i feel like my friends don't like me or find me annoying, i get thoughts about how i might die any day, i get shakes even though its not cold, i end up feeling scared for no reason, and my heart will rapidly beat when ever i think of something that might happen, even though it wont.
I haven't told my parents because, hey will think that i'm trying to manipulate them or make them feel bad for me

Oh ok,
I like you btw

DEPRESSION
I know I have it because I'm sad all the time and a video titled "how to tie a noose" was in my youtube recommended page

haven't told my parents because they'll think I'm lying because I tried telling my mom before but she said something along the lines of "no, your just sad"

ANXIETY
I think I'm really fat even though I'm not really, I don't think anyone actually likes me and it doesn't feel like anybody in my family loves me