Oh i didnt know u considered urself my friend..not to sound rude or anything!! But i thought we were more of like...i know the word but idk how u spell it-

Um... am I not your friend?

Man how come everyone gets a bf or gf meanwhile i cant even get friends bc i only eat the cookie of an oreo and throw the cream away 😭😭 👁👄👁

Oof and same