Hey parraps,i have 30 reasion why no one asked

Your fat
Your old
Your Retarded
Your dumb
Your stupid
Your iq test probably came back negative
Your smelly
Your ugly
Your hideous
Your parents are gone
You have bad COD stats
Your probably just another 5 year old being a little shit
You have ocd
You have ibs
You have Alzheimers
You have brain cancer
Your liver is failing you
Your kidneys are failing you
All your organs are failing you
Your skin is probably grey’er than my cat
Your grandparents are dead
You get no bitches
You will never get any bitches
You have a yeehee ass haircut that looks like a sponge
Your face looks like a rotting jack-o-lantern
Your teeth look like yellow lego bricks
You have never touched grass

And lastly,your dad never came back with the milk

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