As I was running from police, I fell on the pavement and scraped off the skin from my dingle noodle

Vine boom 💀💥💀💥💀💥💀💥💥💥💥💀💥💀💥💀💥💀💥💀💥

One day, I peaked in my mom's room, and I saw her and the mail man naked on top of each other, so I walked in and the mail man rubbed white stuff on my face that was on his weenie doodle

WhAt?!?!?!?💥😱💥😱💥😱💥😱💥😱

Dry jimbo was peaking through the door when I was taking a shower, so I walked to him and ripped off his jingus doodle