Its ok im a bad cook too!
One time i made my friends a cookie-
I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS BURNT😂 THEY SAID IT WAS GOOD so i took a bite and i chocked on a a piece😬😬

Hey its OK I'm a sh!# cook to-- I made purple cookies and my friends threw up after eating them and left me alone--

I KNEW I WAS A BAD COOK
I QUIT *looks the nearest thing to throw on the floor* UGH *throws self on the floor*

SHSHDSHXDH D