Dark humour in description (not mine)

Im not allowed to hold my sisters baby anymore because the ONE time I did, I dropped it. It wasn't even a big but she starts crying and calls the police. But the real question here is who brings their baby to the grand canyon??? Jk jk my sister doesn't have a kid....not anymore

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  Tired_mongoose

~•SᴏᴍᴇTʀᴀɴsGᴜʀʟ•~

I very much like the idea of setting things on fire

3 years ago   Reply

  ~•SᴏᴍᴇTʀᴀɴsGᴜʀʟ•~

Maybe I’m an arsonist; But a little arson never hurt anybody!

3 years ago   Reply (1)

  Tired_mongoose

Encanto girl

Ik I am
And I'm proud to be a f-cking phsycopath

3 years ago   Reply

  Encanto girl

this isn't a joke...my friends call me a phycopath...maybe I am one

3 years ago   Reply (1)

  ~•SᴏᴍᴇTʀᴀɴsGᴜʀʟ•~

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

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