episdoe "cockurring battl"e🥰

sirhatso: horbly
horbly: ..?
sirhatso: stop having sex with the pizza delivery guy
horbly: what-
(static)
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sirhatso: horbly
horbly: ..?
sirhatso: do you have any info about cris
horbly: oh.. uh.
horbly: all i know is that he just- kills everyone he sees and finds it fun.
horbly: like, actual fun
horbly: you can tell by the looks of his face when hes killing everyone
sirhatso: hmm (writes down on the notes)
sirhatso: what else?
horbly: uh..
horbly: he orders starbuck coffee from me and doesnt pay
sirhatso: damn
sirhatso: (writes it down)
(different scene)
inverted: well cris killed my boyfriend
inverted: (sheds a tear)
mark: whats a boyfriend
sirhatso: oh, who was your boyfriend
inverted:
inverted: (starts crying)
inverted: (runs away)
mark: oh
mark: bye bye
sirhatso: how about you?
sirhatso: know anything about cris?
mark: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mark: his name kinda sounds like crisp
sirhatso: (writes it down)
sirhatso: (stops)
sirhatso: wait what
mark: crisp
sirhatso: no- like
sirhatso: have you met cris
mark: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
mark: yes
sirhatso: what did he do to you?
mark: um
mark: nothing
mark: I mean
mark: i remember inverted saying he has a good side
mark: when hes awake hes a bad guy but when hes sleeping he wakes up and hes good
sirhatso: that- doesnt make sense
mark: oh
sirhatso: ill just write it down anyways
sirhatso: (writes it down)
(next scene)
fluffball: oh yeah that guys weak as hell
sirhatso: ?
sirhatso: no i mean- not your opinion and stuff
sirhatso: your encounters with him
fluffball: he tried to kill me twice
fluffball: but failed lmao
sirhatso: (writes it down)
fluffball: also when i killed inverted he turned emo and started to violently grind me in a meat grinder
fluffball: i got out of that situation
sirhatso: gosh
(next scene)
jack: oh yeah he sometimes visits the bar and drink
jack: one time he drank too much and started singing
jack: it was horrible
jack: i got a day off after that
sirhatso: mhm (writes down)
sirhatso: oh yeah one question
sirhatso: whats this place again?
jack: uh
jack: new york hns
sirhatso: ah! thats why everything looked familiar
sirhatso: ill tell that to the boss
jack: uh
jack: what bos-
jack:
jack: where did he go?
(next scene)
sirhatso: here
sirhatso: (gives the notes)
sirhatso: everyone's encounters with cris
sirhatso: and relationships too
sirhatso: ive found alot of.. useful information
whim: (briefly reads the notes)
whim: good
whim: we'll send in corrupteds in his place and fbwnt to fight him if he somehow survives
whim: get fbwnt here, if she refuses then ill force her to
sirhatso: yes sir