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(ding dong)
Horbly: (wakes up) h-huh.?
Pizza delivery guy: (wakes up) what is it..?
Horbly: I dont know..
Pizza delivery guy: Ill go check on it-.. (stands up)
Horbly: no-.. ill do (rubs my eyes)
Pizza delivery guy: no.. you look exhausted..
Horbly: were both exhausted..
Horbly: why dont you just.. stay here and rest while I go check on the door-..
Pizza delivery guy: ..
Pizza delivery guy: okay fine..
Pizza delivery guy: (sits back)
Horbly: (stands up and goes to the door)
Horbly: (opens)
Salutationist: hi
Horbly: HOLY CRAP-
Horbly: oh.. Thank god its you..
Horbly: youre.. teethy smile..
Salutationist: what about it?
Horbly:
Horbly: its fine-
Horbly: so why are you here?
Salutationist: sorry if its uh.. (looks at the clock) 4 am in the morning
Salutationist: but this is just an emergency
Pizza delivery guy: Horbly? Whos this?
Horbly: uh..
Horbly: my boss's uh..
Horbly: friend
Horbly: wait what did you say..?
Salutationist: this is an emergency.
Horbly: ohhh.. tell me about it.
(skip to another scene)

Horbly: IM GETTING FIRED?
Sirhatso: (fixes bowtie) yup!
Horbly: WHAT DID I DO??
Sirhatso: nothing! But for being so fragile like the others..
Horbly: huh?
Sirhatso: oh, uh
Sirhatso: (looks back at Horbly)
Sirhatso: what I mean is that were..
Sirhatso: were planning to corrupt the whole place
Horbly: corrupt the what-?
Sirhatso: didnt I say I was working with some corrupted gods?
Horbly: uhhhh..
Horbly: (flashback)

Sirhatso: hey you know what horbly
Horbly: uhhh.. Yeah?
Sirhatso: do you know I work with a bunch of corruption gods planning to destroy the world?
Horbly: work with a what?
Sirhatso: corrup-
Horbly: oh yeah- thats cool-.. anyways
Horbly: please help me fix the coffee machine- (it explodes)
Horbly: dangit..

Horbly: (unflasback)
Horbly: oh..
Sirhatso: well I guess you didnt listen that much.
Sirhatso: people would always be shook when I say that
Sirhatso: I was surprised you werent
Sirhatso: ah, their screams were worth blowing my cover
Horbly: wait what-?
Horbly: so youre planning to destroy the whole world?
Sirhatso: well, not the whole world
Sirhatso: this place! (smiles)
Horbly: (sighs) oh phew..
Horbly: like.. new york or something?
Sirhatso: n o,
Sirhatso: the whole hns universe.
Horbly: WAIT WHAT-
Sirhatso: I mean destroying a whole universe wouldnt be hard at all
Sirhatso: we did it to Fbw one time!
Sirhatso: some ocs did escape our corruption, but atleast we caught some
Horbly: Sirhatso-..
Sirhatso: yeah?
Horbly:
Horbly: soo.. Is that why im getting fired?
Sirhatso: ah, yes!
Sirhatso: I almost forgot
Sirhatso: im going to send you to a different dimension because why would I get my employee killed?
Horbly: huh? send me to another-
Sirhatso: so heres your briefcase full of important human stuff! (gives it to him)
Horbly: wai-
Sirhatso: and your human food things,
Sirhatso: (gives a bunch of junk food)
Sirhatso: except this one, (grabs the cheese balls)
Sirhatso: this one is my favorite.
Horbly: Sir-
Sirhatso: and a bunch of anti-corruption crystals to cure yourself if you get caught into one!
Sirhatso: just stab yourself with it and its all good!
Sirhatso: except the blood loss part
Sirhatso: (gives a whole box of it)
Horbly: AA- (falls from the weight)
Horbly: okay- okay-..
Horbly: thank you for all these stuff-
Horbly: but- but how about the Pizza delivery gu-
Sirhatso: oh, im glad you mentioned about him!
Sirhatso:
Sirhatso: I dont know.
Horbly: you dont know?
Sirhatso: yup
Horbly:
Sirhatso: toodles!
Sirhatso: (opens a portal)
Horbly: NO-
Sirhatso: (pushes him in)
Horbly: AH-
Sirhatso: (closes the portal)
Sirhatso: ..
Sirhatso: hmmmmm..
Sirhatso: the pizza delivery guy?
Salutationist: do we really need to think about him?
Sirhatso: hmm..
Sirhatso: actually just go throw him in the pit
Sirhatso: its safer there.
Salutationist: right.
Salutationist: (cracks my knuckles)

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