Parasite

Parasite:(melts through the fucking ceiling)

Sinos: what the- uh- … who the fuck are you?

Parasite: I could say the same about your ugly ass

Sinos: How the fuck did yo- who let you in here?

P: I let myself in dumb ass, outside is like fucking Alaska and I don’t feel like becoming an ice cube-

S: Okay whatever- look you need to get out of here your not welcome here-

P: Bitch why?

S: wu- ITS MY APARTMENT

P: dude

S: what?

P:dude

S: what!

P: dude

S: WHAT?

P:.. it’s snowi-

S: WELL NO FUCKING SHIT

P: Jesus Christ man all I’m going to do is just stay here for a bit until the fucking blizzard stops, I ain’t going to steal anything or destroy anything I’m just going to sit here, that’s all

S: well how was I supposed to know that? You just melted through my fucking roof and scared the shit out of me

P: well I’m sorry

S: it’s fine

P & S:…

S: you want some soup-

P: Holy shit I love sou-

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