fbw but normalized 🤑 kinda

ryder (inverted): HELP PABLO IS TRYING TO BITE ME AGAIN
fluffball (im still trying to think of a human name but my friend said fredrickson so why not temporarily) fredickson: (shuts the door open) IM BACK HOME FROM WORK
ryder: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fredickson: RYDER I TOLD YOU NOT TO PET THE DOG YOU IDIOT
Pablo: (violently chasing ryder around in high speeds)
Ryder: (accidentally runs into a corner) UH (covers myself) NO PLEASE
Pablo: (starts attacking ryder) RAIAGAHH
Jack: (casually playing nintendo)
fredickson: JACK
Jack: what
fredickson: HELP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
Jack: no (continues playing nintendo)
Mel (bacon): do you have games on your ipad
Jack: wh-
Jack: NO GET AWAY FROM MY IPAD
Mel: MOM JACK DOESNT WANT TO LET ME PLAY WITH HJS IPAD
Mel: (accidentally drops the ipad on the ground and it explodes) o-
Mel: (the whole house starts burning)
fredickson: MEL WHAT THE HELL

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