How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just building an economy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Just look at me pettin' this puppy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
A portion of proceeds goes to charity
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be? Let's see
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
All the customers are buying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the money's multiplying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the PR people are lying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the lawyers are denying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
Who cares if a few trees are dying?
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
This is all so gratifying
How bad...
How bad can this possibly be?

epic Song

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
Well there's a principle of nature (Principle of nature)
That almost every creature knows
Called survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest)
And check it this is how it goes
The animal that eats gotta scratch
And fight and claw and bite and punch
And the animal that doesn't
Well the animal that doesn't
Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch
(Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)
I'm just sayin'
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

AAAAAA

Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good, the Thneed is great
Let's hope we're not too late