How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just building an economy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Just look at me pettin' this puppy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
A portion of proceeds goes to charity
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be? Let's see
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
All the customers are buying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the money's multiplying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the PR people are lying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the lawyers are denying
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
Who cares if a few trees are dying?
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
This is all so gratifying
How bad...
How bad can this possibly be?