*Asks owner if he’s gonna eat “them” aka the children and says if not let me eat them*

*Teleports home with 20 pizzas then teleports away grabs popcorn teleports back and watches it like a movie while eating popcorn and pizza*

Purple guy: *processed to kill children*

*at pizzariea in human form seducing every one to get inf free pizzas and gets them to sell there soul to me* “I pity humans for being so weak minded”

Purple guy: ok