i should stop making these

(Weldemn and Fluffball casually doing work)
Fluffball: I remember when cris was so confident on trying to kill me
Fluffball: "Maybe ill just need to shoot her 822778 times then shes dead"
Fluffball: what an actual idiot
Fluffball: (she places the small tube inside the machine and it starts up)
Weldemn: wait
Weldemn: you know cris?
Fluffball: of course I do
Weldemn: oh
Weldemn:
Weldemn: doesnt that mean you have info about him?
Fluffball:
Weldemn:
Fluffball: oh yeah
Weldemn: BRUH
Weldemn: WEVE BEEN WORRYING FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS EVER SINCE DEVI GOT MISSING AND YOU HAD INFO ABOUT CRIS THIS WHOLE TIME?
Fluffball: uh
Weldemn:
Weldemn: what the fuck is wrong with you
Fluffball: yes

(timeskip to hot gay quadrasome meeting)

Sirhatso: so why are we meeting up again?
Weldemn: SHE HAD INFO ABOUT CRIS THIS WHOLE TIME
Weldemn: SHE KNEW HIM AND MET HIM FACE TO FACE 9 YEARS AGO
Fluffball: totally
Sirhatso: oh, wow
Sirhatso: thats good news
Weldemn: HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS
Weldemn: WEVE BEEN TRYING SO HARD TO GET SO MUCH INFO ABOUT HIM WHILE THE ANSWER WAS JUST RIGHT BESIDE US
Fbwnt: wait really?
Fbwnt: damn
Fluffball: lmao
Weldemn: (takes deep breathes and kalms)
Weldemn: ok
Weldemn: what do you know about cris?
Fluffball: oh
Fluffball: uh
Fluffball: hes like 14-18 apparently
Fluffball: and got taken care by a furry named bento
Fluffball: last time i met that dog he destroyed my minecraft penis build
Fluffball: ive been holding a grudge about it for years now
Sirhatso: thats interesting..
Fluffball: also he used to work at mcdonalds
Fluffball: pretty surprising for a guy who kills over 40 people a day
Weldemn: can we get actual useful info now?
Fluffball:
Fluffball: oh
Fluffball: my bad
Fluffball: he has friends which is worrying
Fluffball: Cookie, NB.. Haiku..?
Fluffball: I forgot what his name is
Fluffball: basically they have their own powers
Fluffball: cookie being a degenerate scrolling through porn everyday
Fluffball: Nb is the fatherless edition of cris
Fluffball: haiku is just uh-..
Fluffball:
Fluffball: idk
Fbwnt: i wanna meet that cookie guy
Fluffball: he also has sex dungeons somewhere in his apartment
Fbwnt: oh fuck
Fbwnt: never mind
Weldemn: oh
Weldemn: now thats slightly useful information
Fluffball: yeah
Fluffball: also cris uses breathing powers to summon thunder or something
Fluffball: definitely came from an anime but forgot what it was
Fluffball: it was probably aot
Fbwnt:
Fbwnt: yeah
Sirhatso: breathing powers to summon thunder?
Fluffball: idk
Fluffball: he does moves which electrocutes people somehow
Fluffball: and has cool thunder and static effect
Sirhatso: oh wow..
Weldemn: does he have weaknesses?
Fluffball: i heard his weakness is poison
Weldemn: poison?
Weldemn: thats all?
Fluffball: yeah
Fluffball: just poison
Weldemn: ah
Weldemn: hes a bit easier than I thought
Fbwnt: he has plot armor though 🤬
Sirhatso: y e ah..
Weldemn: we dont talk about that
Weldemn: we just need to have high hopes and somehow kill him
Fluffball: actually
Fluffball: the creator of cris might make a sequel with different main characters
Fluffball: so that means cris wouldnt have plot armor anymore
Sirhatso: thank god
Weldemn: fluffball
Weldemn: one question
Fluffball: what
Weldemn: how do you know about him so well?
Fluffball: uhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHhhHHHhHHhhhhhHhhhHhHHHHHHHHhHHHhHHhhHHhHHHhhhhhhhhHHhh
(random flashback of the universal core)
Fluffball:
Fluffball: i forgot
Weldemn: how do you-..
Weldemn: never mind
Weldemn: atleast we got the info
Sirhatso: yup
Fbwnt: woohooo 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
Fbwnt: im gonna go shit now
(fbwnt walks out of the room)
Fluffball: o-

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