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Uhm actually Jupiter Saturn Uranus and Neptune are made of gas

The whole system: Good morning sun.
Mars: Woah, what’s that?
Venus: I don’t know it looks interesting.
Moon: hmm. Wait THATS AN ASTEROID!
Mars: AN ASTEROID!? Hopefully it doesn’t hit anybody.
Venus: ITS HEADING FOR EARTH!
Earth: HEEEEELP!
The asteroid missed earth and continued on its journey.
Sun: don’t worry guys! I got this!
The sun pulled the asteroid into it and the asteroid burned until it was ash. The sun swallowed it.
Sun: tasty.
Mercury: you do know that’s what we’re made out of. Sun: Oh

Sun: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!

Moon: earth, why does half of you have a bunch of yellow glowing dots?
Earth: because the Earthlings invented lights and then use them when it’s dark.