The Lab - Ep. 9: D-64 the Drama Queen

12 Days.

I was about to wake up and HOPE that my day was going to be almost as normal as the other days. That one night I had a nice dream. Me and D-07 got married, had 2 beautiful children, and lived in a millionaire house. But SOMEONE had to wake me up like a FUCKING LUNATIC.

D-64: *aggressively shaking D-63* Hey, freak. Wake up. Breakfast time.
D-63: *getting up* Girl, you didn’t have to wake me up like a LUNATIC! And stop
calling me a freak. It’s annoying.
D-64: Hah, you wish! You’re just jealous because I’m a beautiful human, unlike YOU.
D-63: UUGH. *fists clenched*

All day, D-64 was acting like a drama queen. Literally. Even during class she was freaking out crazily because there was a queen ant on her desk?! Yeah, right! She literally acts like she’s the CEO of being a dramatic wannabe BARBIE DOLL. Likeeeeee??? 💀

During class hours…

D-64: *admiring herself in the little mirror she carries around*
Ms. Delilah: Okay, class! Today we are going to play kahoot!
The class: *cheering*
D-63: *throwing mini bag of Doritos in the air* YEAAAAHH! KAHOOT!!
Ms. Delilah: Okay, take out your chromebooks- Ehm.. D-64, dear? There’s..
a bug on your desk. You might wanna clear that off.
D-64: What?!! *spots the queen ant*
D-64: AAAAHHH!!! A BUG!! SO GROSS AND CREEPY!!!
D-63: Eww. A bug. Gross.
D-64: EEEEEEK!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!
D-63: D-64, you can just scrape it off your desk, y’know.
D-64: No, you do it!!
D-63: Ugh. *picks the queen ant up and puts it on the ground*
D-63: There. All fixed.
D-64: Omg, you’re a lifesaver!! Could you please do that again the next
time that happens?
D-63: No. You gotta learn to do some stuff yourself.
D-07: *whispers* She’s such a drama queen.
D-63: *whispers back* I know, right?
D-64: I heard that! You.. you..! *screams* BASTARD!!!
Ms. Delilah: D-64, that is enough! Principal’s office NOW!
D-63: Heheh.

As D-64 walked out, she looked at me and slid her finger across her neck like a death threat. Does she really think I’m scared of that? Hahaha.

翻譯

  Mishelle

She deserved it xD

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