Some shit abt “The Lab”

I also gave Tuka a redesign cuz I’m bored as fuck

Tuka: *goes to get cereal, milk and a bowl*
Tuka: *pours milk in bowl*
Hanna: *Walks in and Sees Tuka*
Tuka: … What?
Hanna: Did you just pour the milk first?
Tuka: Yeah, what’s wrong? Is it expired or smth?
Hanna: NOBODY pours the milk first. It’s- It’s
WEIRD!
Tuka: Uhh, I pour the milk first.
Hanna: IT IS FRICKIN’ WEIRD!
Tuka: Why Are you so offended??
Hanna: BECAUSE- I- DE- SERIAL KILLERS
POUR THE MILK FIRST!
Tuka: Oh, so imma kill someone because..
*puts bowl on table* I poured the milk first?
Hanna: Oh, no. Maybe.
Tuka: Why does this even matter to you?
Hanna: WHY do you even do it that way???
Tuka: So the cereal doesn’t get soggy as fast.
Hanna: …
Hanna: What.
Tuka: It makes sense.
Hanna: No. It doesn’t.
Tuka: Ok, look- Listen. If you pour the milk first,
the bottom layer would-
Hanna: Uh-uh, no way.
Tuka: Stop interrupting me!
Hanna: This explanation is stupid!
Tuka: YOU’RE STUPID!
Hanna: THIS ARGUMENT IS STUPID!
Tuka: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS
WHOLE ARGUMENT.
Hanna: BECAUSE YOU POURED THE FRIGGIN’
MILK IN THE BOWL FIRST!
Tuka: *screaming* JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!
Hanna: …
Hanna: Gosh…
Tuka: So, as I was saying..
Tuka: The bottom layer of cereal acts as a floatation device,
which will prevent the milk from getting soggy and saturated
in the milk.
Hanna: ALL THE CEREAL gets saturated and submerged in
the milk anyway!
Tuka: No, not if you poured the milk in first!
Hanna: YES IT DOES! YOU. ARE. STUPID.
Tuka: YOUR PERSONALITY IS STUPID!
Hanna: YOU IDIOT! WE HAVE. THE SAME. PERSONALITY!!
Wendy: *walking at the kitchen doorway* Hey guys!
Tuka and Hanna: WHAT?!
Wendy: Well.. I heard y’all arguing and.. have you ever tried it
without the milk?
Tuka and Hanna: …
Wendy: I’d like to say… I like eating my cereal dry.
Tuka and Hanna: *inhale* GIRL!
Hanna: DO YOU ALSO BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITHOUT
WETTING THE TOOTHBRUSH?!!
Tuka: I BET YOU POOP AFTER YOU TAKE A SHOWER!
Tuka and Hanna: *shit talking*
Wendy: Guys!…
Tuka: WHO ARE YOU??
Hanna: WE DONT EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!
Wendy: But guys! :,(
*vine boom*

The end :D

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