fbw 2 ep 1: terrorist attacks a cafe terrorism ends abruptly by a god

(im just gonna act out my friends ocs because 🤭)
sirhatso: (struggling to kill rhe bunch of corrupteds surrounding us)
fluffball: (stabbing each one of them)
fluffball: THEY KEEP REGENERATING I HATEYRHTUDISUHSURIDHEHFUDUDHD
Weldemn: (tries to burn them all)
(it does nothing)
Weldemn: uHHhhh (flips through spell book)
out of control corrupted 1: (starts climbing generator)
fluffball: CRAP THEYRE CLIMBING THE GENERATOR
sirhatso: WAIRRHREHH- (grabs my hat and throws it like a boomerang)
sirhatso: (hat slices the corrupted in half) phew
(more corrupteds crawl on sirhatso)
sirhatso: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sirhatso: NOOOOOOOOOO MY CLOTHES
Fluffball: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST KILL THEM ALL
fbwnt: (casually just watching them while drinking some coconut juice)
fbwnt: shhhluuuurrrrtpppppppp
fbwnt: you guys good?
fluffball and sirhatso: (slowly walks up to fbwnt while limping)
fluffball: (grabs fbwnt on the shoulders and starts shaking her violently) OK U WIN KILL THEM ALREADY
fbwnt: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fbwnt: (lifts my hand up)
fbwnt: (a literal black hole gets summoned on the floor and it sucks the corrupteds that are a few feet away)
fbwnt: see
fbwnt: i can be a helpful member
fluffball: u still suck anyways
sirhatso: guys
fbwnt: I THOUGHT WE MADE A DEAL YOU ARENT GONNA BULLY ME ANYMOREW
sirhatso: G-
fluffball: NO ITS CRITICISM YOU FUCKING IDIOT
sirhatso: GUYS
fluffball and fbwnt: what
sirhatso: you sucked weldemn into the void
fbwnt:
fluffball:

weldemn: hello?
weldemn: guys?
weldemn:
out of control corrupted 2: (nibbles on weldemn's legs)
weldemn: AAAAAAAA GET OFF M

(noob just casually jumping and running on buildings)
noob: (mind) finally i can contribute to the corruptionists instead of sitting on an office chair for 8 hours everday
noob: (mind) i may be a bit rusty but im pretty sure theyre easy to kill
noob: (looks around the neighborhood)

inverted: and thats the cafe!
inverted: its uh
inverted: (whispers to fre) when u enter, dont go near the big boobie furry
fre:
fre: (nods)
helix: (casually reviving a dead flower)
advith: (randomly appears walking on the other side of the sidewalk drinking some canned beer)
inverted: (notices)
inverted: oh and thats the boss of the cafe
inverted: his name is advith and hes uh
inverted: (shrugs)
advith: (calling someone with his phone) mmm.. yeah.. sure thing.. that sounds good
fre: (glares at advith)
inverted: (glares at him too)
helix: mm.. when are we going to the cafe?
inverted: oh yeah.. wait.. just wait for a second (continues to glare at advith without him realizing)
inverted: (looks over at fre) dont you think he looks familiar to-
noob: (jumps down a literal building and lands beside advith)
advith: WOAH- (almost drops phone)
advith: HEY HAVE SOME MANNERS
noob: (runs to the cafe)
fre: (watches)
inverted: what is he-
noob: (pulls out a bomb)
fre: ?!
(explosion)
advith: huh- WHAT THE FUCK
helix: (watches with one eye brow raised)
helix: should we help?
inverted: WHAT- (immediately summons an axe and runs to the cafe)
fre:
fre: (runs to inverted in a panicked way)
helix: ..okay. (hovers to them slowly)

rye: (covers everyone with the shield from the crystal shard)
rye: (desummons the shield) LILAC GO TO THE STORAGE ROOM
lilac: (runs inside the storage room)
noob: (slowly gets up and immediately turns his head at them)
noob: FINALLY! IVE FOUND YOU!
rye: ITS A TERRORIST
will: what-
noob: n-
noob: actually yeah maybe
will: oh
noob:
noob: uh, anyways (reach out to grab a bomb from behind his back)
will: (gets a gun from his pocket and tries to shoot him)
noob: (throws a sticky bomb)
rye: (prepares to summon another shield)
will: (shoots the sticky-bomb instead and it explodes)
rye: (covers will with the shield)
noob: (throws more bombs)
rye: crap my shards gonna break again-
(explosion)
noob: (laughing maniacally)
rye: (unshields after the explosions done)
will: (somehow shoots noob)
(the bullet deflects)
noob:
will:
noob: bro how do u think im not getting damaged by my bo-
(a bunch of spears appears from the ground and surrounds noob)
noob: what the-

helix: (his arm lifted up pointing at noob through the wall hole)
(advith crying about the destruction in the backround)
fre: (comes out and laser eyes something something at the spears to harden it)
noob: who the hell are you guys?
inverted: (comes from behind and throws axe at noon)
inverted: (the axe somehow cuts through the spears and slices noob's arm)
noobs: AGH-
inverted: (the axe comes back like a boomerang and almost hits noob again)
noob: (his arm arm starts spraying out blood)
noob: (he looks behind and sees inverted)
inverted: (creepily smiling)
noob: shit.. (looks around realizing hes being surrounded)
noob: (tries to grab the radar from his pocket)
noob: (hesitates)
noob: (mind) theyre gonna make fun of me if I call them-..
noob: ..
noob: (pulls out a huge ball and drops it on the ground)
noob: (the whole place is foggy)
noob: (goes through the broken spears and runs outside)
noob: I MEAN I WOULD RATHER CALL FOR HELP THAN DIE! (yells out)
advith: (calling the authorities) SOMEBODY BOMBED MY CAFE-
advith: (sees noob running out) THATS HIM! (points)
advith: HEY GET BACK HERE!
noob: (jumps onto a building and runs back to the corruptionists headquarters direction while holding his sliced off arm)
helix: (appears infront of him)
noob: i- (slips off the building and lands on the floor)
noob: AAYAFH-
fre: (runs up to noob and tries to laser eye him)
fre: (it barely effects his armor)
noob: YOU IDIOT (gets up and puts a sticky bomb on him)
noob: (runs)
fre: ?!
(explosion)
noob: (tries to run as fast as he could)
helix: (appears in front of him again)
noob: -
helix: (grabs his neck)
noob: A-
noob: (holds his helix's arms and tries to pull it off him)
helix: (stays firm)
noob: (kicks legs)
noob: a-mayaguxvjxgwg
noob: (reaches out for something in his backpack in a panicked way)
noob: (he grabs it)
noob: (half of his face casts a shadow as he smirks)
noob: (pulls out a huge bomb ready to explode)
helix: (stares at it and it crumples into one small bit)
noob:
noob: wha-
helix: (knocks him out)

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