Bro this got my dying on the floor

Gullup Gullift. Gullifed. Gulloed Gull'stalled.
(Test some of these out)
"Aye yo, Aye .. this ain't no gullsheet!!!".
"Uuuhhh what kinda gullsheet are they tryna
to gull on us this time?

They stole these things from me:
Eggs
French fries
Pizza
A book
A chair
A table
A car
A truck
Five bikes
My furniture
My house
My children
My family
My friends
My limbs
My soul

fricking seagulls stole my funnel cake. NOBODY STEALS MY FUNNEL CAKE.