thank you all for the recommendations ♥️♥️♥️♥️❣️💓💖💞💖💓💞 (my cat destroyed it)

eat it

pee on it

Grab a ransom yellow paint and put water in it
Pain t each page yellow and jus t tell someone it's piss
Proceed to throw it at someon e you hate the most so they freak out
Or mail it to your worst enemy
As fhey flip through the yeller pages and get to the end
You could write a tiny little message thay they see