Reasons why i dont trust women (this is a joke)
They bleed from 5-7 days straight and dont die.
They can sharpen and wear nails like wolverines
They are masters at keying cars and smashing windows
They can cramp for a week straight and not fucking annihilate your testies in the process
They know how to make you feel disappointed in yourself with js one look
They have this other worldly strength when their pissed that they basically summon and could end your life with the next god damn word that flies out your mouth
And finally women carry wormholes aka purses that they could probably stuff u into and you would never be found..
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