mama

Inverted: (walks on sidewalk during midnight)
(a portal randomly appears)
Inverted: (stares)
Inverted: [I swear if its the walker or that weird demonic hexagon again]
figure: (walks outside the portal)
Inverted: ?
figure: (looks back at Inverted)
figure: dad?
Inverted: ..
Inverted: uh, no, you got the wrong person, sorry.
figure:
figure: DAD (happily runs up to him)
Inverted: ? (backs away)
figure: (hugs him)
(metal clanging noises)
Inverted: [this is so uncomfortable]
Inverted: you cant just- hug someone with armor on..
figure: oh, yeah!
figure: (backs up and takes off my helmet)
Inverted: thats not gonna help.
devi: Inverted, its me, ryder!
Inverted:
Inverted: okay?
devi: your son?
Inverted: ..i dont remember having a son or even a spouse.
devi: you dont.. remember me?
devi: you took me from heaven..
devi: you took me away from my parents..
Inverted:
Inverted: nah
devi: you dont even remember the time i bit your arm while you were trying to feed me cereal?
Inverted: weirdly specific, but no?
devi: (glares)
Inverted:
devi: (gasps)
devi: must be the wrong alternate universe..
devi: damn- stupid machine! (starts stomping on the ground)
Inverted: (watches while somehow enjoying it)
devi: (starts curling up and sobbing)
Inverted: [oh]
Inverted: (rests my hand on his shoulder) hey
devi: ..huh?
Inverted: i did get half of my brain burnt.. soo
Inverted: its not your fault.. i think.
devi: (gasp)
devi: so maybe you are my dad!
devi: (hugs while sniffling)
Inverted: stop hugging me please

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max_winsbfdi829

no one reads it but i keep it for lore ever since i read one of my stories from 4 years ago and couldnt stop laughing

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  max_winsbfdi829

i need more stories

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MAN its been so long since i made a skit(?)

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