vaz is alive

vaz: (encounters a random house in the woods)
vaz: (lands nearby a window and notices that its unlocked)
vaz: (slowly opens it with his beak)
vaz: (climbs inside)
(fluffball opens the door and enters the room)
fluffball: hey baco- what the hell is that
bacon: (wakes up) FLUFFBALL
bacon: fluffball you sca- what the hell is that
vaz:
vaz: (drops the dead rat and leaves it on the floor)
vaz: (clears throat)
vaz: behold, noble one, i have journeyed far to present thee this humble offering a token of my esteem, a creature of the earth, fallen by mine own talon. may this gift of natures bounty serve as a testament to mine unwavering devotion -chathgpt
bacon: huh?
(silence)
fluffball: (pulls out a revolver out of a none existent pocket) GET OUT !!
fluffball: (starts shooting aimlessly)
fluffball: (misses like 4 times)
vaz: (panicked crow noises)
vaz: (tries to go through the window and fly off but bashes his head on it instead)
vaz: (immedietaly dies)
bacon: i
fluffball: ez
dawn: (comes inside the room) whats with all the commotion?
dawn: .
dawn: what the hell is that
fluffball: were having chicken tomorrow