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advith's perspective:

advith: its been an entire month ever since inverted started wearing the maid suit at work.
advith: and honestly, i think im regretting it.

(epic flashback)
advith: heey.. hello, everyone. im here to make an announcement.
(noob only pays attention to him)
noob: what?
noob: youre gonna pay us?
advith: ..no.
advith: (clasps his hand) anyways, ive been trying to find ways to, haha, you know, attract customers!
advith: as you can see from what we recently built. (gestures to the window)
(a huge flashy sign that spells out "cafe" falls to the ground and breaks)
advith: mhm.
advith: but, unfortunately, nothing seems to be working.
lilac: more than half of the population in fbw died.
noob: oh yeah, and with that, i dont think were ever gonna get over 3 customers a day no matter how hard we try.
advith: ..
advith: oh cmon, dont think like that!
advith: im sure one day were gonna get 6 if we keep trying!
rye: 6? depressing.
advith: uh.. hm.. 6 it is! thats the goal for this week.
noob: what? for this week?
advith: so you guys better think of an idea before the week ends!
rye: advith-
advith: cya! (shuts the door)
(silence)

noob: ..so uh, whats the plaaan?
rye: eh, just do nothing about it. hes probably going to forget about it once he takes a visit at the bar.
lilac: mhm..
noob: but- we literally have nothing to do here?
noob: everyones just gonna keep cleaning every speck of dust..
lilac: rye is an exception.
rye: look, im still doing a great job standing here for hours straight!
rye: i deserve my rest.
rye: (sits on the counter)
noob: (sighs) oh my gosh, this is so boring..
noob: one of you should atleast have like- an itty bit of an idea!
lilac: how about you think of one?
noob: i cant think.. its just, clean, clean, clean- wipe the tables, wipe the chairs, sweep the floor, throw the trash!
rye: but theres barely any trash here-
rye: actually.. hmmm.. if only will was hanging out with us.
inverted: psh.. will.
rye: oh, hey you, emo dude!
inverted: .
rye: almost forgot about you!
rye: anything in mind so this "noob" guy stops pestering us?
noob: ??
inverted: (silent)
noob: listen to me, im doing you all a favor.
noob: if we keep cleaning this- shit up, were eventually gonna get insane!
lilac: language.
rye: were already going insane..
rye: so whats the point?
noob: well, atleast we would be having the fun we cant have everyday? yknow.. laughing together! playing uh, board games together..
(silence)
rye: meh, watching you guys clean is already entertaining enough.
noob: fuck it, im not arguing with you-
noob: (turns to look at lilac and inverted)
noob: anyone on my side?
inverted: mhm..
inverted: (accidentally spills the bucket while mopping)
inverted: my bad.
inverted: noob, you clean that.
noob: .
lilac: no, no.. ill clean it. (approaches him)
inverted: (awkwardly starts avoiding her)
noob: (stares at them)
rye: so..?
noob: ugh- yknow what, im talking to advith.
rye: wait what?
noob: (bolts through the door and runs outside to advith)
everyone: ..
rye: oh well!