Wait, husband and wife, and another husband and kids, I told the thing not to fall in love to easily 🤦

Yeah the thing told me during a therapy session that he only bites people to get the money to take care of his wife kid dog and husband (and other family of husband 7 children and cat)

Oh, cuz I pay that thing to go other people’s bed and bite them, thing ain’t doing his job, shit

Don't worry, the thing dosnt bite me anymore ever since I gave it diesel flavored cornbread

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